Suplunch

Just suplunch the tube with the pump and you’ll be ready to go!

Dinch

“Oh, dinch it all!” shouted Corporal Clancy, as he dropped his truncheon for the third time.

Pupert

Sitting on Moesha’s shoulder was a pink fleshy pupert.

Repuned

Woah, Jacob, you really need to get your toilet repuned!

Doidy

Don’t be doidy to a heart that’s true.

Dummunge

After Dr Dean’s experiment, a light film of dummunge was left on the test tube.

Oodenpoon

Why oodenpoon here, when you could surf in Hawaii?

Paggle

Never leave home without your paggle.

Guggydud

It was quite an evening I tells ya, and Gary ended up dizzy, dazed and guggydud!

Borbulence

The entire pantomime smacked of borbulence.

Plooze

A great idea for a new year’s resolution: Do less plooze.

Quang

Let a quang sound across the land to bring in the new year!

Cludpats

New Year’s Eve: A time of celebration, fireworks and cludpats for all!

Deenish

If you’re feeling deenish, then just ring the bell and the acupuncturist will be right up.

Buppashmertz

Wipe that buppashmertz off your face this instant, Mr Dooley!

Muggipple

The Pope hid the muggipple under his robe - and not a moment too soon.

Brankles

Sheila’s brankles hadn’t been working since the accident with the lawnmower.

Pancropsis

It was the worst case of pancropsis since the depression – mucus, vomit and limbs were strewn everywhere.

Crundocious

Have a very crundocious christmas, from everyone here at Imaginary Word Of The Day.

Puspag

Peter was pierced in the puspag.

Juttagoid

There’s no other way to say it Brendan, you have been the juttagoid of this operation ever since we hired you.

Pobuggen

There’s nothing like a traditional Amish pobuggen to get the party started!

Rubdacush

Few people have ever mastered the ancient art of rubdacush.

Nongmung

At 11:53 am, the patient discharged 5 fluid ounces of nongmung.

Mudbubb

Float like a butterfly, sting like a mudbubb!

Bumpling

No, my little bumpling, I’ll never let you go.

Wubbux

The news threw Tiffany into an uncontrollable wubbux.

Bunceroney

When she is running behind schedule at the golf course, Ingrid whips up some bunceroney.

Spubb

The obstruction was caused by a throbbing spubb.

Mumtum

After much deliberation, the award was presented to Dr Arthur Numbs for his controversial research in the field of mumtum.